awkward.

Him: Do you want to ride on my scooter?
Me: Um, not really.
Him: Why, are you opposed to scooters or something?
Me: I mean, I'm wearing a dress.
Him: Oh right. I see. I bet you never wear shorts.
Me: Well sometimes I do, I guess.
Him: No. I bet you only wear shorts when you're working out. Am I right? Tell me I'm right.
Me: I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Him: Because I'm right? I mean, just admit it; I'm right.